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The Worst Case Scenario

Punching out the clock

Ruchi Asher

Issue date: 9/4/09 Section: Worst Case Scenario
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Morning classes have truly been the bane of my existence. This became apparent freshman year: after fall break, I simply stopped attending my 8:30 a.m. SAGES. Last year, studying abroad in London, I rarely made it to 9 a.m. lectures. Anyone who has suffered the misfortune of living with me knows that I truly am immune to the siren call of alarm clocks. Having developed increasingly creative ways to snooze, ignore, or even destroy my alarm clock, I accumulated a rather impressive collection of ineffective and dysfunctional waking-up devices. I know that I am not alone in this peculiar trait, and it seems rather wasteful that all these perfectly cacophonous clocks lay dormant in storage or slowly waiting their decay in landfills.

I am, therefore, proposing a more aesthetic and useful resting ground for all the alarm clocks that have failed awaken students at Case Western Reserve University. There ought to be a memorial to ineffective alarm clocks that consists entirely of said clocks. Perhaps the memorial could resemble an abstract interpretation of a clock. Placed strategically in a grassy bit of campus, the monstrosity would contribute to the CWRU's brilliant collection of modern sculpture. After all, this new work of art could hardly be uglier than "The Ugly Statue" or the mass of shiny metal behind Wade Commons.

The idea is not so unusual: Katholieke Universiteit Leuven in Belgium is overrun by bizarre modern art, including a cicada skewered on a giant spire as well as Fonske, an eerie depiction of a university student filling his brains with beer. The river Dijle, which runs through campus, serves as a final resting place for broken and stolen bicycles. One glance into the water reveals a colorful array of wheels and handlebars strewn about randomly in a rather artistic fashion. CWRU already mirrors KU Leuven in its taste for contemporary sculpture; it's about time we followed suit with an alarm clock memorial, consisting of deceased devices. Granted, the electrical nature of alarm clocks makes a grassy patch of campus a more pragmatic location than the bottom of a river, but we can still derive inspiration from our European counterpart.
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