Overheard at Case
Issue date: 11/6/09 Section: News
Comp E.: Dude, engineers are smart, man, we know so much about everything.
Biochemist: Hey! Most of what you know about biology is from House!
P. Chem Prof.: Now, if I trace a line over this distribution of exam grades, I think I see two separate Gaussian curves but what do you see?
Student in the back: A snake!
Student 1: But who'd take care of euthanasia if it was allowed? MDs are bound by their profession to "do no harm."
Student 2: Why, the parents in Asia, of course! And the government in Asia, the old people in Asia, the schoolteachers in Asia...
During a 5-hour chem lab block:
"Oops, I almost broke this nitrogen tank."
"Oh! I almost thought you said NO (nitrous oxide, or 'laughing gas')."
"No, if that was the case, that tank would have been empty by now."
Random dude: I heard you guys defined a bra in quantum.
Creepy guy: The thing about water is that fish f-k in it.
Biochemist: Hey! Most of what you know about biology is from House!
P. Chem Prof.: Now, if I trace a line over this distribution of exam grades, I think I see two separate Gaussian curves but what do you see?
Student in the back: A snake!
Student 1: But who'd take care of euthanasia if it was allowed? MDs are bound by their profession to "do no harm."
Student 2: Why, the parents in Asia, of course! And the government in Asia, the old people in Asia, the schoolteachers in Asia...
During a 5-hour chem lab block:
"Oops, I almost broke this nitrogen tank."
"Oh! I almost thought you said NO (nitrous oxide, or 'laughing gas')."
"No, if that was the case, that tank would have been empty by now."
Random dude: I heard you guys defined a bra in quantum.
Creepy guy: The thing about water is that fish f-k in it.
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